02 9 / 2014

yaridansei19:

Damn Family Guy may be stupid sometimes…but this shit is on. Point.

(Source: alanlozano, via joshpeck)

02 9 / 2014

the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

image

yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

(via pocketfulofgeek)

02 9 / 2014

sesamestreet:

Cookie Monster.

John Oliver.

The last word on news.

(And we agree: his tie looks a lot like a cookie.)

02 9 / 2014

ya-ssui:

Robstar snuggle doodle dump! ovo/

They are going to be the death of me. Someone stop me.

(via estee-meowler)

02 9 / 2014

hommewalk:

I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.

(via thatjohnpaul)

02 9 / 2014

thisisbluelanguage:

veggielezzyfemmie:

The regular girl couldn’t make it, so I’m here.

miss claudette has a special place in my heart. 

miss claudette over everything 

(Source: quatres, via kerryjohnsonx)

02 9 / 2014

dontbearuiner:

krumla:

How can you make the two greatest assassins in the universe completely useless and boring?

Oh man.

I loved GotG, but this is fantastic and true.

(via ablogsohappy)

02 9 / 2014

pr1nceshawn:

Masculine Ways to Do Feminine Things by Dave Mercier.

(Source: College Humor, via inkletters)

02 9 / 2014

I am a princess

(Source: kristoffbjorgman, via madelinestarr)

02 9 / 2014

Favourite On Screen Relationships: Abbie Mills & Jenny Mills Sleepy Hollow)

“I’m not gonna lose you again. But I need you to have faith..

I have more than faith, I’m a mental patient with a gun. If you’re not back by sunset, I will come hunt you down. ”

everything about this show is amazing

(via longsightmyth)